Letter I wish would be read...

Dear Dannon,

Please reconsider making your "Seasonal Delights" yogurts a limited time offering. The watermelon and cantaloupe flavors are too delicious to only be offered in the summertime. Perhaps you could consider renaming them to "Delightful in all Seasons" and thus, they could be on your permanent flavor list. Just something to think about and then implement.

Sincerely,
Chelsey "yogurt lover" Headrick

Dear Minnesota Twins,

You are and will always be my favorite baseball team. I don't mind that much that you haven't won a World Series since 91 - but man, remember how fantastic that was? Perhaps you could put it on your list to win the World Series next year. Think about it, it would be a great way to christen Target Field AND your fans would be super excited. Win - Win. Also, if you could ask Joe Mauer to call me, that would be great.

"And we'll see you tomorrow night,"
Chelsey "I heart Joe" Headrick

p.s. Did any of you cry after your last game in the Metrodome? Yeah, me neither.

Dear Mike,

Can we please get a Mini Cooper? I will never ask for anything again. The Sola is bumming me out. I'm sure Jason will buy it from us, he likes to have a collection of cars. Don't you want to make your wife happy? Think about it.

love you,
Chels

and that's the way the cookie crumbles...

Hi All,

Thank you for all your well wishes. However, it was recently brought to my attention that I have no chance of winning even if I attain the letter 'B.' Apparently, the fine print stipulates that you must keep the letters in order to be eligible to win. I, foolishly, simply entered my codes on the computer and threw my pieces away. Thus, no car for me.

10, I'm glad we both share a love of the office and I would still encourage you to eat at subway as it is delish.

Happy Friday, everyone!