Saturday, December 25, 2010

merry christmas everyone! i will have you know, i have moved up in the technological world this christmas (are you shocked and awed?) as i am writing this from my brand new kindle while enjoying a cup of coffee from mike's brand new keruig coffee maker. life is good here at headrick manor. hope you all are having a very happy christmas indeed!

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Life Lessons

Do not drink so much at your friend's home that you can no longer pilot a vehicle on a night before a large snowfall. It will cause you to be abruptly awoken at 6:30 a.m. with a phone call from your husband telling you that you must find a way over to your friend's house to move your car before the plow comes and it is towed. You, in your dellierum from being abruptly awoken, will believe these shananigans, call the Kendall Cab service, and be escorted to your friend's house by a cabbie named Robert, who loves to smoke and hates to be called sir. Upon arrival, you will realize that the Kendall Cab service charges by estimate in place of the more formal metering system, and that your cab ride from Oswego to the outskirts of Montgomery will run you $10. You will then begin the process of unearthing your mini from the snowbank it has become, and attempt to drive your sorry self home. However, you will be stuck in a snow bank and be forced to break in to your friend's garage (you happen to know the key code) to find a shovel to dig yourself out.

Happy Saturday, everybody.